Today was the first mission i would have to perform on my own however i knew that with my training of CQC i would survive... or so I hoped, I thought that i would be screwed If i ment someone who knew how to use there gun but reassured me saying "Don't worry, they barely know how to hold a gun let alone use it" so that made me fell better.
Around 8.00 AM I met my support team for this mission.
Paramedic, some dumb women who wouldnt shut up about movies. "HEY SNAKE!!!" she cried "Do you like movies!" "Not rea-" I tried to say but was quickly interupted
(For the sake of you all I shortend her two hour long speech) "MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE GODZILLA JAPAN"
After hearing her talk for two hours i thought "Nothing out there could be worse than that" and i huried to meet the next member of my support team.
Major brit- I mean tom who was serving as my commander, If you could'nt tell by what i wrote he is british. He seems to believe he so awesome because he was in the S.A.S.
but realy he's just a whiny guy who sets at his desk sipping tea all day while eating crumpets and talking about how he's awesome, Anyways
I walked into his room and there on his chair was Major tom drinking tea. We talked for a bit and however when i was about to leave he gave me a box, and what's inside the box you ask? a bunch of cigars. As i was leaveing thought that the major was a cool guy afterall, but then he called me a "Bloody wanker" and slamed the door in my face.